Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
