shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's never too late to be topless.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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