i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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