ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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