Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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