Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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