she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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