can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
