btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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