the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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