i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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