I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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