I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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