u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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