i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize