I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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