I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I touched a dick in church today
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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