"it" just moved
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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