Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can't turn off my feet"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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