How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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