YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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