so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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