I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
that may or may not have been my penis.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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