my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We don't watch enough power rangers
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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