i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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