This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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