I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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