I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
