He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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