Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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