so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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