do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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