Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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