Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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