he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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