I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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