Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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