The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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