I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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