I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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