Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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