It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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