Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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