I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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