Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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