I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
This can only be settled by a dance off.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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