I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
no you cant smoke seaweed
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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