so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want nice things and good sex
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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