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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house

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• (510): View more from California

  i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

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• (408): View more from California

  Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.

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  THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.

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• (559): View more from California

  I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.

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  Huzzah!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.

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