dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't think brook has ever known best
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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