We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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