I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
